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Opinions about everything and nothing (Condensed)
Posted by Dan. Ee.
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11:50 PM
On people who post about subject registration even though I haven't registered yet,
"Oh please la, as if you are the only bugger in the entire freaking MMU that is so excited about registering for the next semester subjects. Of course la, dah la your course so easy, it being MANAGEMENT, and us engineering students aren't as fortunate like all of you to get A's for entire semester. Do me a favour: shut up."
On a roomie who, has a gaming machine,
"Bro, you have a flipping strong gaming monster, it doesn't mean that you have to put every setting in games to HIGH or ADVANCED or I CAN SEE CHIN HAIR kind of detail. It will tax out your graphic card faster than a student in an engineering faculty studying for his finals."
About boyfriends - Ones that are being commanded by their girls
"Hey man, look, I know she didn't want you to buy that PS3 game. But why she didn't want you to buy it?
Huh? You mean she just don't want you to buy it? Don't care la, just go Toys R Us and buy it! Still you cannot?
Ok tell you what, let's book a ticket for two to Bangkok and a reservation for one at a plastic surgeon to have your balls removed. Don't worry, I'll pay.. its for your own good. Until you can stand up to your gal, your proof of fatherhood will remain in that jar of formaldehyde over there. Yeah, in the Donations section."
About the current heatwave in Cyberjaya, Seremban, Penang, etc,
" Why is it so hot?? Mau terbakar okay. Even shirts off, doors open, windows wider than a Najib's election smile, it still as blazing as holy hell. Rasa macam want to break open a bomba pipe and shower myself. Or even to take my pillows and blanket to camp out at MMU's library air-conditioned foyer."
On the recent price hike on sugar,
"If our prices are still low compared to other SEA countries, lets keep it that way? Or the saved money from cutting back subsidies because you need another RM100 million to keep your wife's wig on her head is that it? Eh, Najib?
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if a regular nasi goreng would cost RM10 in the future, a teh o ais limau will cost rm5. "
"Oh please la, as if you are the only bugger in the entire freaking MMU that is so excited about registering for the next semester subjects. Of course la, dah la your course so easy, it being MANAGEMENT, and us engineering students aren't as fortunate like all of you to get A's for entire semester. Do me a favour: shut up."
On a roomie who, has a gaming machine,
"Bro, you have a flipping strong gaming monster, it doesn't mean that you have to put every setting in games to HIGH or ADVANCED or I CAN SEE CHIN HAIR kind of detail. It will tax out your graphic card faster than a student in an engineering faculty studying for his finals."
About boyfriends - Ones that are being commanded by their girls
"Hey man, look, I know she didn't want you to buy that PS3 game. But why she didn't want you to buy it?
Huh? You mean she just don't want you to buy it? Don't care la, just go Toys R Us and buy it! Still you cannot?
Ok tell you what, let's book a ticket for two to Bangkok and a reservation for one at a plastic surgeon to have your balls removed. Don't worry, I'll pay.. its for your own good. Until you can stand up to your gal, your proof of fatherhood will remain in that jar of formaldehyde over there. Yeah, in the Donations section."
About the current heatwave in Cyberjaya, Seremban, Penang, etc,
" Why is it so hot?? Mau terbakar okay. Even shirts off, doors open, windows wider than a Najib's election smile, it still as blazing as holy hell. Rasa macam want to break open a bomba pipe and shower myself. Or even to take my pillows and blanket to camp out at MMU's library air-conditioned foyer."
On the recent price hike on sugar,
"If our prices are still low compared to other SEA countries, lets keep it that way? Or the saved money from cutting back subsidies because you need another RM100 million to keep your wife's wig on her head is that it? Eh, Najib?
Also, I wouldn't be surprised if a regular nasi goreng would cost RM10 in the future, a teh o ais limau will cost rm5. "
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