Right, so the title speaks for itself. On the movies part, I am going to discuss something I just watched (2012) and something that I will never watch (New Moon).

For music, I am going to rant about how degraded, disgraced the mainstream media these days. Yes, mediums such as MTV, Channel V and Hitz.Fm tops my list as purveyors of crap music.

Moons. Yeah, some Twilight-bashing.


*cracks knuckles*

Okay.. I watched about a movie, 2012? Blew me off my seat there. True to hell apocalyptic scenes of the Earth. Massive quakes, massive volcanoes and massive tsunamis. Truly eye candy, as the movie displays some of the most drooling CGI sequences. Those tsunamis and volcano eruptions looked awfully real for sure. And lastly the arks they used to save the humans, truly a sight.

But still, as good the movie is, I was a bit fazed by the part where John Cusack was driving frantically away from the apocalypse that was happening in his backyard. He was driving with the skill and speed that puts the Fast and Furious series to shame. I mean, who can execute a perfect drift and outrun an earthquake crack right under the tyres in a flipping LIMOUSINE?? That is the only part of the movie that look ridiculously unrealistic. But I enjoyed the chase though.

I sound like a critic. Oh right, about New Moon. I saw the trailer, there was that semi-nude werewolf saving the heroine who got a paper cut at the beginning before she got bitten by a black vampire with Bob Marley (bless him) hair. That much, I can say for the movie. And the only reason I watched the trailer because a female friend of mine beside me forced me to. Being a gentleman, how can I refuse? I wasted around a minute of my life watching that tripe. Half naked man into totally naked dog. Wonder what is he wearing when he transforms back though?
Ohh..... that explains the swarms of teenage girls to that movie.. *winks*


And yeah, I am so not used to writing long posts. It bores me and my readers to no end. No one likes reading long stuff unless they HAVE to. Like reading/ revising your excruciatingly long, boring History or Biology texts before the finals.

Outside.

Anyway..

I been getting some beautiful responses from what an otherwise redundant blogging community of mine.

Blogging is my means of keeping my English intact, as for the past 3 years, I haven't been getting proper English education.

Firstly, my life. I know, this whole blogging about my life thing is so Facebook-ish. But then, in Facebook, people don't give a rat's bottom about how your life is. They only care how you look, how often you hit Mafia Wars, or how many lame interviews and quizzes you answer or post on someone else's page. More on FB later.

However, my life as I say to you now, is akin to the political clamour in this country. It doesn't have a particular direction. All decisions made by me, are actually the really wrong ones. In life, education, even love and money, I did not make a single right one.

Blah on my life. That's all I need to write. Seriously, I felt lame a moment there because i ACTUALLY complained about my life on blogger. Infinitely gay. Like one of those vampire-emo-long hair-MCR kind of vibe that is going on these days with the Twi-f*ckin-light disease spreading faster than the pig flu (H1N1) .

Twilight. Let me get this straight. I don't wanna sound like a Neanderthal (a really, hairy, dumb caveman) because I am bashing that movie in this blog post. But, reality bares its ugly fangs (like Edward "Fruitbat" Cullen). There are some people who:

1. Absolutely loves the movie to the point kisses Edward "Paleface" Cullen on his movie poster. (Applies to girls 15-19 yrs old)
2. Buys the story books, watches the movie and go gaga over that topless dog *ahem* WEREWOLF. (Still 15-19 yrs old fan girls)
3. Watches the movie for the sake of it. (For men who are forced by their women)
4. Watches the movie for Kristin "Simple" Stewart (Guys who are desperate)
5. Plain hates it. (Me)

I have oh-so-much to write about this movie-series-story-vampire-bull epidemic that is swarming all over the world. But I don't want to be too hard on this, as there are many (possible) readers that are staunch, die hard Edward "Eddie" Cullen fans. And he is the vampire in question of the movie. What happened to Dracula? Lestat? My oh my.. vampires, supposed to be feared as bloodsucking creeps of the night, reduced to emotional, pale, handsome, cool vibe going on.

A *cough* vampire. Edward "Flyboy" Cullen-->

<-- A real vampire. "Nasty Ears" Nosferatu


I guess enough is enough. If i did decide to flame Twilight all at once tonight, I will die of extreme exhaustion of writing all the way until morning.

Besides, you people don't like reading long stuff isn't it?

Out.