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Something that's... not even worth anyone's attention

Posted by Dan. Ee. on 2:40 AM
I wrote something again today.

It was a list of titles for a newspaper article.


Plenty of them but to be honest, they aren't worthy of a mention here.
Why o why?

Nothing's supposed to be taken seriously, on this corner of the vast sewage system that is the Internet.

For too long my page has been so clean, without ads backing my pipes up and making everything undesirable to look at. (Or smelly. But you can't smell a post but you can sense that it stinks) And Flash animations. And pictures!

You people often wonder why there are more text than pictures here. I have seen many blogs which accommodate so many pictures of their daily life (and fucking Instagram) with little text accompanying it.


TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST,

If I wanted to dot my page with pictures, I'd start popping pills and grow my hair long enough as well as start parading a pair of black rimmed glasses. Like those annoying hipsters of Tumblr.
Have you people even seen Tumblr? That place is solely for lesbian schoolgirls and hipsters that refuse to grow up to congregate and reproduce.


So sorry for high text ratio against pictures here. I want people to read. Knowing the fact that people actually come here to read what I have to write, no matter how stupid and inconsistent I sound, gives me a sense of gratification.


And checkered shirts man. And iPhones, or anything Apple. Because android and Windows are wayy to mainstream. *mutters about hipsters*
 

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