My University(College) Excessively Tolol I.

I couldn't find the appropriate abbreviation for what I am suggesting in my blog at the moment, and this is the best I could think of to appropriately verbally assassinate my college. 

I know, lame. Just like my college in spreading information. It has always been their pride their reason to live and breathe. And they accomplish it with all the incompetent life-forms they call their "men and women of the Multimedia College". Glad I am not part of them. Useless I may be, I haven't hit the bottom yet. But them, may have already hit the bottom of their usefulness. Or maybe they are still traveling downwards looking for an end. "Bottomless Pit" springs to mind.

Right, I am still not done in illustrating my college's sheer, stained, grimy reputation. Let's save it for another time.

I am going to point out one, only ONE of my college's virtues. Spreading information. That is what the brief introductory paragraph up there is all about. 

My college, infamously known for its driving gullible people to its grounds. What they told us:

1. Good knowledge, taught by excellent lecturers.

2. Accommodation provided, within the hostel grounds with 24-hour security.

3. Get the chance to socialize with people of different ethnicities.

4. Wireless Internet provided upon registration.

5. Water, laundry services provided for students.

And what they gave:

1. Minimum to basic knowledge, taught by many half-baked lecturers who can't differentiate between A or B.

2. Double bedded military issue hostel room, with common bathroom and an elevator which seems to break down every few days. Security? My room was broke into and nothing was done about it.

3. Different ethnicities? 95% of the "ethnicities" are Malays. Rest are divided between Indians (4.5%), Chinese (0.37%) and "dan lain lain" (0.13%)

4. Wireless Internet wasn't available until about a year after I entered the college. After registering, I got the username and password 3 months after that.

5. Water services by a water cooler or a mineral water dispenser (you know, the one you put 20 sen and then put your bottle underneath it). The water from the water cooler made me fever for 3 days straight. Laundry? The washing machine provided always breaks down one way or another.

 

Look at the wonderful misinformation they give out to attract students from all over the country. It is like looking at a pretty girl far away and when you go to chat, only to find out she has f***ing stinking breath.

Wait for part 2. I haven't gotten to the good part yet. I need to formulate the perfect array of words to signify my "love" for this "institute". And it is related to my title's abbreviation (MUET).

Stay tuned.

With(out) love and respect,

Dan Ee